Mashanda Lazarus

itsfuckinghardcore:

Trash Talk

mmhm

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maximumbuttitude:

the ritual is complete

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

Is this true? I don’t even care :,]

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awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

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cakeandlobster:

move to pensacola

7 x 9.5
acrylic on paper

I should move to Pensacola, shouldn’t I?

Art is shipped via USPS Priority mail with signature confirmation. I ship on Fridays. If you need it by a specific date please let me know.

Contact me for International rates other than Canada.

click here to buy.

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horinarumi:

世界が消えて2日目 / The world disappears and it is the 2nd day.

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